AI Goes All Out (Actually, Ninety)
Welcome to the future, ladies and gentlemen! Or should I say: "Welcome to the present that feels like the future"? Because, apparently, artificial intelligence has decided not to wait for our convenience to evolve. Today we talk about AI cloning itself, videos generated from scratch, and software that... well, is no longer software.
AI Playing "Do It Yourself": Imagine waking up one morning to find your AI assistant has created a copy of itself. No, this isn't the start of a sci-fi movie; it's the reality of 2024.
1. AI can now clone itself with a 90% success rate. Amazing, right? Soon we'll have an army of virtual assistants ready to... do what exactly?
2. OpenAI launches o3, Google responds with Veo 2. It's like watching a ping pong match, but instead of a ball, we have increasingly powerful AI models.
3. And then there's Pika 2.0, which turns text into video. Why read when you can watch a video generated by an AI interpreting what you've written?
I wonder: when will AI start generating videos of our dreams, will we have to pay copyright fees to ourselves?
Options: How to Survive the AI Invasion?
- First: Learn to code. Oh wait, AI does it better than you.
- Second: Become an expert in prompt engineering. At least until AI learns to write prompts on its own.
- Third: Prepare an anti-AI bunker. Just make sure it's not controlled by a virtual assistant.
In conclusion, while we discuss, AI is already planning its next move. Perhaps we should start thinking about how to integrate into a world where we might be the artificial intelligence... for the AIs.
Software is Dead, Long Live AI Agents
Get ready to say goodbye to your beloved applications, because according to Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft, the future belongs entirely to AI agents. Yes, you heard that right: that program you use to write your reports might soon be replaced by an AI entity that not only writes the report but probably presents it for you as well.
The Great Digital Replacement: We're not talking about simple updates, but a true revolution in how we interact with technology.
1. Salesforce launches Agentforce 2.0. Imagine a virtual salesperson who not only never sleeps but also never asks for a raise.
2. AI agents promise to make traditional interfaces obsolete. Goodbye mouse clicks, hello misunderstood voice commands.
3. Personalization reaches new heights: your AI agent will know your preferences better than you do. Get ready for philosophical discussions with your smart fridge.
If software becomes AI, who will debug the existential bugs of virtual agents?
Options: How to Prepare for the Era of AI Agents?
- Option A: Start treating Siri and Alexa like family members. They might soon manage your bank account.
- Option B: Invest in "Negotiation with AI" courses. It might come in handy when your virtual assistant decides to take a vacation.
- Option C: Develop skills that only a human can have. Like... um... sweating?
As we move towards this future dominated by AI agents, let's remember to keep a bit of humor. After all, when your virtual assistant starts telling better jokes than you, you'll know the end has truly come... of software as we know it.
Big Brother AI: Now in 4K and With Special Effects
If you thought privacy was already a thing of the past, get ready: with the advent of models like HunyuanVideo ComfyUI, the line between reality and digital fiction is about to become thinner than a sheet of graphene.
Video Ex Machina: Imagine a world where every thought of yours can be instantly transformed into a high-definition video. Sounds fantastic, right? Well, maybe until you realize it also applies to your nightmares or that embarrassing fantasy you had during the last work meeting.
1. Text-to-video generation reaches new peaks of realism. Soon, distinguishing a generated video from a real one will be like trying to figure out if that chicken at the supermarket is truly free-range.
2. The implications for the entertainment industry are enormous. Hollywood trembles: soon actors might be replaced by well-written prompts.
3. Misinformation could reach unprecedented levels. Get ready for videos of aliens landing on Earth... or worse, politicians telling the truth.
When an AI can create a video of you doing things you've never done, who will own the image rights to your never-lived life?
Options: How to Navigate This New Synthetic Video World?
- Tip 1: Invest in a good lawyer specializing in "alternative realities." You might need one when you appear in a video dancing the Macarena on the Moon.
- Tip 2: Develop an ultra-powerful mental "BS filter." If it seems too good (or too absurd) to be true, it's probably the work of an AI with too much free time.
- Tip 3: Embrace the chaos. If you can't beat them, join them: start living your life as if you were the star of an AI-generated video.
In conclusion, as we venture into this brave new world of synthetic realities and AI-generated videos, let's remember to keep one foot in reality... or at least in what we think is reality. After all, in a world where every image could be fake, perhaps the only truly authentic thing will be our skepticism. Or maybe even that will be generated by an AI? Ah, the existential doubts in the digital age!
"AI-Jon"